The world is fullof people tellingyou how tolive your life.Sometimes theadvice-givers fallever-so-slightlyshort themselves.Bestselling author Zac Bissonnette has gathered more than seventy-fivejaw-dropping gems, including risk-management advice from the manwho triggered the worlds largest hedge fund collapse and tips fromgay-prostitute-patronizing pastor Ted Haggard on how to build a marriagethat lasts a lifetime. The result will keep you smiling while you gleanall the wisdom you need to build the life you want . if only you can followit better than the people who gave it. When you know what you are talking about, others will follow you, becauseits safe to follow you. Lehman Brothers CEO Richard Fuld, 2006 I think the most important thing is restore a sense of idealism andend the cynicism. future Illinois governor Rod Blagojevich, 2002 The day you take complete responsibility for yourself, the day you stopmaking any excuse, thats the day you start to the top.

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