TONIGHT, WE SCREAM The workshop is called Self-Defense for Yogis . My neighborhood studio has offered it a few times since I arrived in Petworth but it takes me until November 2015 to sign up. I dread it from the moment I hit the purchase button. Taking the class feels like an admission of my inability to navigate the world without help, of how often I feel afraid when I step out of my apartment, of how tired I am of my own body. The men who have sexually harassed me have come in all stripes. Young, old, black, white, tall, short, rich, poor. Heterosexual and gay. Educated and not.

They''ve been strangers, friends, and friends of friends. My outer layer has long been an invitation for men to smack their lips lewdly, grab my calves, pinch my hips, follow me home, call me names for lovers, and yell obscenities at me on the street. I''ve learned some things; others are unlearnable. Summer is worse than winter and spring worse than fall, but the nuisance is year-round. The amount of skin I expose is an unhelpful metric. My face could be masked up and cars would still slow down so men could crane their necks out of open windows. The unwanted attention does not make me feel beautiful, nor is it meant to. I realize that it isn''t about whether I''m pretty or about wooing me.

My shell is an afterthought. A canvas for splattering insecurity and dissatisfaction. Exiting the interactions intact requires caution. At times, I project obliviousness convincingly--blessed be the headphones, for they shall deliver me elsewhere. When the men insist despite this soft rejection, I take the careful approach and give them an ear. It''s hard telling which of them are carrying knives. The pepper spray Dave sent me is buried somewhere in my apartment, unopened. It had been a kind gesture from him, but a part of me suspects that escalating these forced interactions with a chemical assault would not end well for me.

I opt for a reserved smile and pray the men have somewhere else to be, so they can feel in control of ending our conversation. If we must keep talking, then the letdown must be gentle and always, always impersonal. These are fragile men. While the world conditioned me for public humiliation, it taught them that they deserved access to me. Or, at the very least, the pretense of access. And so the list of valid reasons to deny them excludes a lack of desire on my part. If I walk away, it must be due to an exhausting workday, or because I''ve mysteriously lost my command of English, or better yet, because I already belong to another--preferably cisgender--man. Nor am I permitted to seem afraid.

I''ve been called a bitch enough times to appreciate that the pace at which I extract myself from these forced exchanges must be tolerable to the men. There are often plenty of eyes around. Sexual harassment has tainted each street I''ve ever strolled, every bus stop I''ve stood at, every campus I''ve crossed, every bar I''ve sat in, and every cab I''ve ridden in--regardless of whether I was the intended recipient. It''s happened in deserted alleys, but also in plain view, in places that should feel safe, if only for the sheer number of bodies around. Sometimes, I think people who have been on the receiving end must be better equipped to notice. Then again, having eyes isn''t the same as seeing. The people alongside me are eager to get home; they''re busy talking to lovers, instructing waitstaff, smoking cigarettes, waiting for the light to turn, reenacting that last work meeting in their heads. I never cease to be surprised by the number of my male friends, sensitive feminists, who believe street harassment exists, as any sensitive feminist would, but claim to have never seen it with their own eyes.

I doubt they are lying to me. It''s easy to miss what''s in front of us without a reason to look. But to be routinely harassed in a sea of people, without so much as a blink, without anyone asking if I''m alright, if this man is bothering me, it makes me doubt my sanity. Did the exchange happen as I experienced it? Did it happen at all? Without eyewitnesses, only two records exist. The version of the harasser, long gone, but who would maintain the remark was innocent, a playful flirtation between adults--that is, if he were to admit to anything at all. Then there''s the harassed, who has only her recollection and her word to convince others, and perhaps herself. If she''s anything like me, fiercely protective of her reputation as a reliable narrator, she might sanitize emotion out of the facts. Loath to be called unfair, hysterical, an attention whore, or simply a whore, she downplays the magnitude of the incident--edits out details, expunges recurrences, omits names.

I editorialize with gratuitous detail to elicit a smile from my audience. The man who sexually harassed me in a dark alley becomes the man who sexually harassed me at the crack of dawn, before either of us had caffeine ; the man who sexually harassed me while hovering on one of those absurd motorized scooters ; the man who sexually harassed me with bits of cheeseburger dribbling out of his mouth . If we''re all joking about it now, how bad could it have really been? On the rare occasions that the lewd comments are lobbed at me in front of my sensitive feminist friends, though, and they notice, none of us laughed. Rather, my friends react as many of us would upon seeing something we weren''t supposed to: look away, keep silent, hope it ends without disturbing our day. We speed away briskly and, until the next intersection, avoid eye contact with each other. A close friend of mine would later describe his embarrassment at witnessing my sexual harassment as not unlike "when someone starts masturbating on the subway." I feel a perverted sense of vindication. For a brief moment, men had experienced the sidewalk as I did, seen it for the menacing, crass place it could be.

The feeling passes, and when it does, I am left wondering whether my friends think any less of me for letting these strangers dress me down with their words. Do I think less of them for seeing misogyny in action and doing nothing? Did I want them to fight my battles--just this once? Was it even fair to expect?.