Glenn Beck is not who he claims to be. Statistics show that most Republican leaders are in fact hypocritical sex deviants. But unlike his friends in congress, Glenn likes to get naked with young boys, ages 8 and under. Read this book, and the testimonies of dozens of abused kids with swollen rectums, who all point to Glenn Beck as the culprit. Glenn Beck is part of a government conspiracy, and along with other sexual predators on Capitol Hill, they are obsessed with young boys' no-no parts. Bring these animals to justice, before YOUR kids find themselves alone with this monster.