John Barron came to life in full adult form in the early 1980's, emerging from the barren, desolate, and empty recesses of Donald Trump's pea-brained, scheming, and malevolent mind, where he was immediately put to work as the fictitious publicist that Trump invented to lie about his past and create false endorsements. Disgusted by recent events and embarrassed to have had any such role in playing into Trump's lies and prevarications, John has recently moved out of Trump's enormous head where he had been enjoying semi-retirement for the past 30 years, and re-emerged as the author of this book in order to apologize and hopefully exonerate himself for the sins of his past. In a recent interview, John admits that has always felt terrible about being forced to invent such lies about Donald, and is now hoping to clear his name by creating this simple book of ABC's for Children to help them better understand who Trump really is, and to hopefully prevent any child from ever growing up to become the selfish, me-first, ego-maniacal, ignorant, shit-for-brains asshole that Trump represents. He hopes that you enjoy this book, and that you buy many copies of it to pass out to your friends, as a portion of the funds from it's sale will be donated to causes aimed to undo the damages that Trump and his administration are currently foisting upon the unwitting American public, the world, the environment, and anyone with a modicum of intelligence or good moral character.