Have you ever been stitched up to the national press by your best mate? Or unintentionally upset a band with a slip of the tongue on a live TV show? Or ruined a dinner party by transforming everything alcoholic into water? Hello. I#146;m Richard Bacon and this is A Series of Unrelated Events . All of the stories are true. All of them happened to me. I#146;ve made the mistakes so you don#146;t have to (you#146;re welcome). So now, if you should ever find yourself sobbing on top of a box of gherkins in the stockroom of a Mansfield McDonald#146;s. having a Twitter conversation with your mum while she#146;s pretending to be an illiterate dog. performing stand-up to an audience who are funnier than you are.

or just letting down all of the children of Great Britain.you#146;ll know exactly what to do.