DO YOU WANT TO HEAR A JOKE?Better yet, do you want to be the person who keeps friends, family and coworkers laughing with a new joke every day? Packed full ofTHOUSANDS OF JOKES and alphabetically organized into hundreds of topics fromACCOUNTANTS TO ZEBRAS, this book offers you a massive collection of over-the-top jokes that will have everyoneLAUGHING OUT LOUD. - Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring? 'He finally decided to stick it out for one more year!' - A dog with three legs walks into a Wild West bar and says, I'm looking for the man who shot my paw." - Where do you get virgin wool from? 'An ugly sheep!' - What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios? '" Oh look! Donut seeds!' - The police have reported the theft of a shipment of filing cabinets, document folders and labeling machines-it's believed to have been the work of organized crime.