This is a book about divine dicks, mortal pricks, and some epically long-suffering women. The Ancient Greek myths and epics have spent the last few thousand years focusing on all the testosterone and willy-waving that their so-called heroes got up to. Now, at long last, it's time to shine a light on the goddesses, nymphs and queens who had to endure all that unwanted wooing, the wrath of vengeful gods, and a lot of straight-up misogyny without complaint - or at least none that was considered worth noting. Is it really heroic to start a war just because the girl you like fancies someone else? And seriously, when will men stop fobbing off women's ideas as their own? These are the Greek myths as you've never heard them before. * For adult readers who enjoyed the Ladybird for Grown-Ups and Enid Blyton spoof series * Greek myths retold for the modern 21st-century feminist reader * Superb black and white illustrations accompany the razor-sharp one liners, verses and rhyming couplets * Ideal for till points and non-trade Competition: The Princess and Prick; Men; Friends; Parenting Advice; to Avoid in Art Life; Museum Bums; Classic Memes; The Trouble with Women; The Story of Without Women;Song of Achilles. by; Nicole Tersigni; Jack Shoulder; Jacky Fleming; Rob Ward; Katy Hessel; Madeline Miller; Elodie Harper; Jennifer Saint; Homer.