"Behind the giraffe, you'll find everything you want to know about yourself." Your mother's last words. But you are far from ready to make sense of it. Nathan Lewis, following in the footsteps of his geneticist mother, starts college as an evolutionary biology major. However, his education quickly extends to the debauchery that college is known for. Under the wing of his resident assistant, determined to infect him and the world with misanthropic memes, he meets the designers of an intentionally offensive (playable) drinking game called Dringa. Of course, he meets a girl, a born-again virgin with sordid baggage and inhibitions that disappear after a few shots of a green liquor named Absynthe Minded. But the everything he wants to know about himself hides behind a giraffe painted on the drywall of his childhood bedroom.