The Winter Place 1 The Renaissance at Mud Lake Tess was sitting on the front stoop of her house, kissing a boy, when the knight rode up. It hadn''t, by any means, been a good kiss--all toothy and wet, kind of frightened and overeager. Still, nobody likes to be interrupted. The knight brought his horse across the road at a canter and charged right into the front yard. His armor flashed in the afternoon light, jangling like a set of expensive pots. The boy quit kissing Tess as soon as he heard it, dropping his hands from her shoulders and sliding away on the wooden step. The knight was named Sam, and he was Tess''s father. The boy had a name, too, but it hardly matters.
Tess would remember him only as the boy she happened to kiss on the day that her life changed forever. Though the kiss would have nothing to do with it. "Tess!" the knight said, his mail-draped horse stamping the ragged grass that passed for their front lawn. "Tess? Is that you, sweetie?" Her father had trouble seeing through the visor of his helmet. "Nope," Tess said. She scooted closer to the boy, but he edged even farther away. The sword affixed to Sam''s saddle was blunted but still made of metal. Real enough.
"Honey," Sam huffed, gathering his patience. He dropped the festooned orange reins and snapped his visor up. "You know I don''t have time to fool around." "I told you that thing was dangerous," Tess said. "You''re going to break your neck." "I don''t need to see faces for the joust," Sam said. The joust--that''s why he was done up like a gleaming tin idiot. In just over an hour Tess''s father would take part in the opening ceremonies of the Central New York Renaissance Faire.
It was, far and away, Sam''s favorite time of year, leaving Thanksgiving and Christmas and all birthdays well in the dust. It used to be Tess''s favorite time of year too. Not that she was telling. "Listen," Sam continued, waving his hand in the air as though to shoo flies. "Did Axel leave yet?" Axel was Tess''s ten-year-old brother. "He''s still inside," she said, "sewing up his tunic and putting dirt on his face." The boy beside her stifled a sort of hiccup-laugh. Her father''s horse shifted and threw her cloaked head back.
Sam hardly moved in his saddle. He wasn''t a bad rider, even in that heavy armor. "Good," he said. "The road is getting busy, and these out-of-towners drive like lunatics. I want you to walk him to the faire tonight. I''ll bring you both home when it''s over." "It''s not even half a mile," Tess said. "Axel isn''t--" "Hey.
" Sam cut her off, jabbing an armored finger into the plate-mail covering his chest, producing a little tink. "Parent." Then he pointed at Tess. "Kid. It isn''t a lot to ask." He zapped her his most guilty-making look, a tactic that usually worked whenever it had anything to do with her brother. "Fine," she said. "We''ll take him in a minute.
" Sam''s bushy eyebrows perked up, disappearing into his helmet. It was as though he hadn''t been able to see the boy until Tess said "we." "Who''s your friend?" Sam said. "Rod," she said. That was not the boy''s name. "Pleased to meet you, Rod." With the lightest press of his heel, Sam urged his horse closer to the front stoop. He leaned down to shake hands.
"And you, sir. Your Highness." "No, no," Sam said, apparently oblivious to the boy''s mocking tone. "I''m no royal. Just a knight of the realm." "Understood." The boy was trying so hard not to smile that he actually frowned. Sam straightened up in his saddle and turned back to his daughter.
"Remember that I''m teaching tonight, so I''ll need to bring you and Axel home immediately after the joust." As if being a knight weren''t nerdy enough, Tess''s father was also a professor specializing in forest ecology and lichens. Lichens. "Come on, girl," Sam said. "Come on, sweetheart." These last words were directed not at Tess, but at the horse. Technically, she belonged to the faire, but Sam had been performing with her for the past five years straight, and they had sort of a thing. The mare gingerly turned herself around while Sam petted her neck and cooed.
Tess slipped her phone out of her pocket. She dialed her father, and seconds later the sound of Gregorian chanting began to emanate from his groin area. Whether he was in front of a lecture hall full of dozing students or jousting for the king, Sam always forgot to switch his phone to silent. "Hell," Sam muttered, patting himself down. Then, noticing the phone in Tess''s hand, he said: "You know, the smart-ass thing is not so adorable." "Who says I''m going for adorable?" Sam smiled, maybe in spite of himself. Tess knew that her dad didn''t simply love her; he also liked her, most of the time. He dug the person that she was, even now that she''d begun to do her teenage best to communicate that this was in no way mutual.
"You know what," Sam said. "It''s actually kind of fitting." Then, with a ridiculous "Ya!" he pressed his mare into a gallop, crossed the paved road with a medieval clopping, and vanished into the trees on the other side. The boy couldn''t hold it in anymore. He laughed so hard that he fell off the stoop, getting mulch on his nice new jeans. "How the hell did you save yourself from that?" He gestured down at the trees into which Tess''s father had disappeared. "With a dad like that, you should so be a loser." Truth be told, this boy was kind of a bully and a jerk.
Tess had no illusions about that. "I''m not sure," she said. "Must have been a miracle." The town Tess lived in was called Baldwin, and it sat smack-dab in the middle of New York State. She and her brother had been born there and--excepting the occasional trip to Florida to visit their grandfather--they''d never left. Baldwin was made up of a handful of shops, a drugstore, and a diner, all strung along the sluggish glitter of the Seneca River. Everything beyond that was hilly farmland, save the little county park where the Renaissance Faire came to drop stakes every fall. The park was called Mud Lake, and it consisted of a few miles of blazed trails running from forest to meadow to marsh, lassoed around a lake that took its name for the algae and goose crap that thickened the shallows to pudding every summer.
The park was generally as quiet as the town it was stapled to, save these two weeks in October when it was positively bursting with costumed fools. Tess opened the front door after Sam left and found her little brother racing through the living room. "Train leaves in five minutes!" she called after him. "Go on without me," Axel hollered. He ran into Sam''s bedroom, and Tess heard the sound of closet doors opening and slamming. "Don''t think I don''t want to," she shouted. The boy joined her in the living room, casting his gaze over the grotty furniture. There was a chest to one side of the room, the lid yawning wide, filled with replica daggers, maces, and war hammers.
The boy snorted. This was the first time he''d ever been inside Tess''s place, and it seemed to be living down to his expectations. "I can''t find Dad''s shield," Axel said, charging back into the living room. Tess''s brother was dressed in a burlap cowl and tunic falling over sheer Peter Pan leggings. This was ostensibly for a reason--this year would be Axel''s first time as an official performer at the faire, playing their father''s squire. But honestly, Axel would have dressed up whether he was being paid to or not. His cloth shoes curled up festively at the tips, and he''d buffed them over with cooking oil and fireplace ash. He''d also dabbed his tunic, arms, and face in the stuff.
The kid didn''t so much resemble a squire as he did a forlorn Christmas elf afflicted with mange, or rabies. "Wow," the boy said. "I know," Tess said. "He puts my dad to shame." Then, to Axel: "Do you really need it?" "Of course I need it," Axel said, totally ignoring the older boy. "The squire is supposed to present the knight with his shield. I can''t go without it." The boy stepped over to the big open chest of weapons, and he began to root around.
"Screw the shield. How about this bad boy?" He plucked out a short, one-sided ax with a mean spike at the pommel. Like all the other replicas, and like Sam''s full set of period-accurate armor, this was little more than an overpriced toy. Still, it would have ruined your day to get clobbered with it. The boy made as though to toss the ax at Axel, who flinched. "That''s not even the right era," Axel said, sort of sheepishly. "''Course it isn''t." The boy let the hand ax fall to the floor, where it scuffed the hardwood as it landed.
He shut the heavy chest and then paused for a moment before reaching around behind it. From the space between the chest and the wall, he produced a diamond-shaped jousting shield with polished copper edging--it must have fallen back there when Sam opened the lid to get his sword and gauntlets. "Thanks!" Axel said, rushing over to take the shield. But the boy held fast. "What do you say?" the boy asked. "I said it already. Thank you?" "No." The boy might have been a bully, but he was a practiced and pati.